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h0nest-honestly:

good homework music

(Source: polterghast, via jennaanne01)

graphicmix:

Jane: Okay, but as my best friend and a doctor, will you do me one favor?
Maura: Anything.
Jane: Put me in a medically induced coma.
Maura: I’m going to the market.
Jane: Just one little coma. Is it really too much to ask?
Maura: You’d have better luck asking me to give you oxycontin.
Jane: Well, can I have some of those, then?

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xbox4204206661996deluxe-edition:

just went downstairs to make breakfast and tried 2 crack open an egg but it was a fake egg that i put in there to piss off my family a few days ago and it bounced off the edge of the frying pan and hit me in the face. trolled my own dam self from the past

(Source: xbox420, via everlastingstopper)

rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

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kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelroooooooooooond:

The only “ring” I’m interested in today is the ringing of freedom.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelroooooooooooond:

The only “ring” I’m interested in today is the ringing of freedom.

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"Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels."

Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via larmoyante)

(via skiinnyy-l0ve)

true as fuck zodiac

aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini